You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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