she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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