Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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