I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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