Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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