I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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