just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
whose parrot is this?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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