We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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