i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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