you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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