Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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