she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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