im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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