it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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