I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
you never un-have a 4some
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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