Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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