Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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