No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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