"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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