i think i have herpe
just one?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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