Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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