There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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