and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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