Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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