Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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