i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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