The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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