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(234): View more from Ohio

if we break up, who will get the dealer?

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(805): View more from California

Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.

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(917): View more from New York City

I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.

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(845): View more from New York

I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going

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(309): View more from Illinois

Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops

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