Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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