He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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