I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
as a side note pls kill me
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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