I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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