Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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