OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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