Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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