Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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