happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize