Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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