On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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