I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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