I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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