Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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