He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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