I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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