Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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