whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
