i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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