i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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