ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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