Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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