I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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