so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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