I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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