GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
